Ron has a certain fondness for David Bowie...
When we lived in Pella, and Ella was about 4 months old, we decided to get cable for the T.V. Our cable company was expectedly slow... They installed the line, but due to our house being a half a mile from the pole it took them an extremely long time to come out to bury the cable. We had a riding mower because that's really a necessity for 2 acres. Whenever we mowed we had to disengage the blades to go over the T.V. cable sitting on top of the lawn. After about a month it seemed commonplace.
Well, it was announced that Mr. David Bowie was going to give an "On Request" live performance, so Ron was completely jazzed to see him live, acoustic mostly, with viewer and audience call ins to request songs. I decided to mow that morning...
As per my usual blunder rate I ran over the cable without disengaging the blades... No cable... Although Ron was very (and I mean extremely) frustrated, he managed not to yell at me. That man has the patience of a saint. It just so happened that it was a Saturday and we had to call the 24 hour emergency cable hot line for service. They claimed they would be out within 6 hours to fix the cable line and bury it. I tried to put on my happiest face, as well as apologizing profusely, and assured Ron they said they would be there 2 whole hours before the concert so we had nothing to fear.
They never came.
We luckily had some co-axle cable and Ron went down to the service pole. He took the T.V. down, too. We got out some lawn chairs, blankets, and a cooler for bevies, then watched David sing from the very front of our ample yard. It was the best concert I have ever been to. Ella sat on my lap and nursed away to sleep to the dulcet voice of Ziggy.... Under the stars... An emergency save for me that it turned out to be so wonderful of an evening!
After the concert we called the cable company again. We had more assurances the the line would be fixed, at no cost to us due to their failure to bury it for over a month, but they still did not come. I think they finally showed up two weeks later. And they gave us one month off our bill for the inconvenience.